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          (Excuse me,) I need to use the bathroom.




          In the United States, you can substitute restroom for bathroom, and another option would be toilet.



          It's not limited to urination:




          (Euphemism) to urinate or defecate. May I be excused to use the bathroom? I have to use the toilet.




          (source: The Free Dictionary)



          but what you're doing there exactly is nobody's business but your own.






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          The right way to say this in the UK would be "I need to go to the toilet" or just "I need the toilet".



          Contrary to puppetsock, the word "WC" is hardly used these days, and younger people especially would not know what it meant. You might use it to excuse yourself from an audience with the Queen, but for everyone else you should say "toilet".



          "Bathroom" would be understood, but you might get some sarcastic comments of "why, do you need a bath?"






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            In the UK you probably want to indicate you need the WC. That's "water closet." Depending on the exact cultural group you are dealing with it may be bathroom, washroom, toilet, restroom, or a couple other things. But nearly everybody in the UK will understand WC. Especially if you are in some kind of public place like the subway or a theater or cinema or pub or such places.



            It's definitely cultural. I've learned not to try to ask for a "washroom" in the USA, but to be sure to say "bathroom" even when it's a public facility with absolutely no bathtubs.






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              ...condense some fog.
              ...tinkle.
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                (Excuse me,) I need to use the bathroom.




                In the United States, you can substitute restroom for bathroom, and another option would be toilet.



                It's not limited to urination:




                (Euphemism) to urinate or defecate. May I be excused to use the bathroom? I have to use the toilet.




                (source: The Free Dictionary)



                but what you're doing there exactly is nobody's business but your own.






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                • @MichaelHarvey thank you. I actually thought it was spelled that way, but trusted this dictionary page to be right...

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                • Euphamism is a misspelling of euphemism.

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                (Excuse me,) I need to use the bathroom.




                In the United States, you can substitute restroom for bathroom, and another option would be toilet.



                It's not limited to urination:




                (Euphemism) to urinate or defecate. May I be excused to use the bathroom? I have to use the toilet.




                (source: The Free Dictionary)



                but what you're doing there exactly is nobody's business but your own.






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                • @MichaelHarvey thank you. I actually thought it was spelled that way, but trusted this dictionary page to be right...

                  – Glorfindel
                  54 mins ago











                • Euphamism is a misspelling of euphemism.

                  – Michael Harvey
                  27 mins ago













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                (Excuse me,) I need to use the bathroom.




                In the United States, you can substitute restroom for bathroom, and another option would be toilet.



                It's not limited to urination:




                (Euphemism) to urinate or defecate. May I be excused to use the bathroom? I have to use the toilet.




                (source: The Free Dictionary)



                but what you're doing there exactly is nobody's business but your own.






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                (Excuse me,) I need to use the bathroom.




                In the United States, you can substitute restroom for bathroom, and another option would be toilet.



                It's not limited to urination:




                (Euphemism) to urinate or defecate. May I be excused to use the bathroom? I have to use the toilet.




                (source: The Free Dictionary)



                but what you're doing there exactly is nobody's business but your own.







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                • @MichaelHarvey thank you. I actually thought it was spelled that way, but trusted this dictionary page to be right...

                  – Glorfindel
                  54 mins ago











                • Euphamism is a misspelling of euphemism.

                  – Michael Harvey
                  27 mins ago

















                • @MichaelHarvey thank you. I actually thought it was spelled that way, but trusted this dictionary page to be right...

                  – Glorfindel
                  54 mins ago











                • Euphamism is a misspelling of euphemism.

                  – Michael Harvey
                  27 mins ago
















                @MichaelHarvey thank you. I actually thought it was spelled that way, but trusted this dictionary page to be right...

                – Glorfindel
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                @MichaelHarvey thank you. I actually thought it was spelled that way, but trusted this dictionary page to be right...

                – Glorfindel
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                Euphamism is a misspelling of euphemism.

                – Michael Harvey
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                Euphamism is a misspelling of euphemism.

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                The right way to say this in the UK would be "I need to go to the toilet" or just "I need the toilet".



                Contrary to puppetsock, the word "WC" is hardly used these days, and younger people especially would not know what it meant. You might use it to excuse yourself from an audience with the Queen, but for everyone else you should say "toilet".



                "Bathroom" would be understood, but you might get some sarcastic comments of "why, do you need a bath?"






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                  The right way to say this in the UK would be "I need to go to the toilet" or just "I need the toilet".



                  Contrary to puppetsock, the word "WC" is hardly used these days, and younger people especially would not know what it meant. You might use it to excuse yourself from an audience with the Queen, but for everyone else you should say "toilet".



                  "Bathroom" would be understood, but you might get some sarcastic comments of "why, do you need a bath?"






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                    The right way to say this in the UK would be "I need to go to the toilet" or just "I need the toilet".



                    Contrary to puppetsock, the word "WC" is hardly used these days, and younger people especially would not know what it meant. You might use it to excuse yourself from an audience with the Queen, but for everyone else you should say "toilet".



                    "Bathroom" would be understood, but you might get some sarcastic comments of "why, do you need a bath?"






                    share|improve this answer













                    The right way to say this in the UK would be "I need to go to the toilet" or just "I need the toilet".



                    Contrary to puppetsock, the word "WC" is hardly used these days, and younger people especially would not know what it meant. You might use it to excuse yourself from an audience with the Queen, but for everyone else you should say "toilet".



                    "Bathroom" would be understood, but you might get some sarcastic comments of "why, do you need a bath?"







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                        In the UK you probably want to indicate you need the WC. That's "water closet." Depending on the exact cultural group you are dealing with it may be bathroom, washroom, toilet, restroom, or a couple other things. But nearly everybody in the UK will understand WC. Especially if you are in some kind of public place like the subway or a theater or cinema or pub or such places.



                        It's definitely cultural. I've learned not to try to ask for a "washroom" in the USA, but to be sure to say "bathroom" even when it's a public facility with absolutely no bathtubs.






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                          In the UK you probably want to indicate you need the WC. That's "water closet." Depending on the exact cultural group you are dealing with it may be bathroom, washroom, toilet, restroom, or a couple other things. But nearly everybody in the UK will understand WC. Especially if you are in some kind of public place like the subway or a theater or cinema or pub or such places.



                          It's definitely cultural. I've learned not to try to ask for a "washroom" in the USA, but to be sure to say "bathroom" even when it's a public facility with absolutely no bathtubs.






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                            In the UK you probably want to indicate you need the WC. That's "water closet." Depending on the exact cultural group you are dealing with it may be bathroom, washroom, toilet, restroom, or a couple other things. But nearly everybody in the UK will understand WC. Especially if you are in some kind of public place like the subway or a theater or cinema or pub or such places.



                            It's definitely cultural. I've learned not to try to ask for a "washroom" in the USA, but to be sure to say "bathroom" even when it's a public facility with absolutely no bathtubs.






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                            In the UK you probably want to indicate you need the WC. That's "water closet." Depending on the exact cultural group you are dealing with it may be bathroom, washroom, toilet, restroom, or a couple other things. But nearly everybody in the UK will understand WC. Especially if you are in some kind of public place like the subway or a theater or cinema or pub or such places.



                            It's definitely cultural. I've learned not to try to ask for a "washroom" in the USA, but to be sure to say "bathroom" even when it's a public facility with absolutely no bathtubs.







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                                  ...shake the dew off the lily.
                                  ...condense some fog.
                                  ...tinkle.
                                  ...pee.






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                                    ...shake the dew off the lily.
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                                    ...tinkle.
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